My co-worker’s name is Megan. My name is Glen. Meg is kind of a ninja and I am definitely a Ronin. How cool is all that?
This is uncanny. My Meg is also a cute young athletic blonde, and I’m an old dude with a beard and a sword. I just don’t have a ponytail. And my life is boring.
On the other hand you probably don’t get sat on by giant sumo wrestlers. And it’s never too late to grow a ponytail.
Nope, no sumo wrestlers. And I’ll start growing out my ponytail today. Maybe that will generate more excitement in my life.
I still haven’t shown Megan this comic. I’m afraid she will suspect some sort of conspiracy. I almost did, myself. Just kidding. I know it’s only an amusing coincidence.
Or…is it? Cue x-files music.